I’m trying to extract from my much better half what confection she would prefer for a little treat at Easter, it’d be less pain extracting my teeth with a sledge hammer. I have four sisters, my wife, a daughter and two granddaughters, I’ve still not got a bloody clue! HELP! 😳

I have noticed that AmEx are so out of touch with life that their U.K. tv advert shows a woman getting takeaway chip shop food paying with an AmEx card. Most chippies round her don’t even take a current account bank card, they certainly wouldn’t pay the fees AmEx charge! 😏

Just had a call from a mobile number with some Asian chap telling me he was from Microsoft! Has that scam still got legs? I was incredibly rude to him.

First 7 inch vinyl I bought was in 1967-68 titled ‘Angel of the morning’ not too sure all these years later if it was Juice Newton or PP Arnold. I’ve just listened to Olivia Newton John singing it, and WOW! I’ve got a new favourite. Mind you, I’ve always had a soft spot for O-N-J, from when she first hit the TV in the late 60s or VERY early 70s. Another woman a certain bachelor boy used to hide something. Anyone for tennis with Sue?

😏 My news feeds are full of utter bollox. Are there no proof readers these days? FFS! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Reddish Vale.

The Japanese PM has just insulted Trump to his face by wishing his son, Baron, a happy birthday and saying it’s obvious that he got his looks from his parents! Donny’s short and stumpy, his current wife and mother of Baron is tall and slim, just like her son. Diplomacy at its finest! Donny hasn’t got a clue!

I’ve just been reading the coroners report following the death of Ricky Hatton. I just want to say, FUCK BOXING! 🤬. It’s not a sport, it’s abuse. When the quickest way to win a bout is to render your opponent unconscious with a hard blow to the head, the only winners are the promoters and the bookies. It’s bloody barbaric! 🤬🤬🤬

I’m about to turn 75 (physically, not mentally, mentally I’m a naughty 12 year old with few filters) and less than a week later I’ve been invited for a Covid booster jab! I’ve only missed one as I had ‘normal flu’ at the time.