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Kristóf Jakab Sep 18, 2025

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D. Griffin Jones Sep 17, 2025

thank god there’s just so much room for my content, in the phone call screen

Kristóf Jakab Sep 3, 2025

Preparing for an interview,
“The project is expected to take approximately 5 hours in total and it pays $250 USD upon completion, regardless of the outcome.”
How do I even pay taxes after this 😭

Kristóf Jakab Sep 3, 2025

Aug 28, 2025

Turns out the Nintendo Switch dock works for other devices too if you try hard enough

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Kristóf Jakab Aug 29, 2025

@ariadne A seal!

Kristóf Jakab Aug 14, 2025

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

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Aug 14, 2025

UwU touwnament

Kristóf Jakab Aug 14, 2025

Deutsche Bahn

Aug 14, 2025

UwU

Kristóf Jakab Jul 29, 2025

Krautdragon [ Art ]Jul 29, 2025

"Why does it say the hospital is equipped for stroke emergency? We were there. They denied!"

"Maybe you should contact them that their website is wrong. This is dangerous."

"It wasn't on their website..."
*starts googling a specific question*
"Weird now it says no instead of yes."

I go to take a look and realise with horror, yes: Google AI summary.

Google AI summary made my parents-in-law visit the wrong, unequipped hospital for a potential stroke emergency. 🙃

Kristóf Jakab Jul 26, 2025

Bless Mogwai 🏳️‍⚧️ amazing show

Kristóf Jakab Jul 22, 2025

vitaut 🤍❤️🤍 🇺🇦Jul 22, 2025

BREAKING: C++26 will introduce `long long main` for large-scale projects.

Kristóf Jakab Jul 19, 2025

Simon Ser Jul 19, 2025

Status update, July 2025

https://emersion.fr/blog/2025/status-update-78/

Status update, July 2025 · emersion