@kaleidotrope when will you be open for subs again? Can you send me a personalized carrier pigeon when it happens? What's the best story to write for Kaleidotrope? Have I consumed too much caffeine?

@cyborg_writer Clyde sounds good for some reason

@rufus_hickok it's not quite hatred, it's more like a level of eye rolling and quiet contempt

@marktull make the elf read them aloud to you 😂 he's got to earn his keep if he's going to be snitching

@Josordoni love the mental image

@codenamewallaby sorry. I know that blinking is important

@adamgreattweet nice job knowing where she is 👍😂

@izzieandADHD @actuallyautistic I'll tell my wife on bad days that it's a dial-up day, on medium days that it's a broadband, and on really good days that it's all fiber 😎. I thought I was the only one

@codenamewallaby it's very often up for 2 reasons. Number 1 is that I just forget to take it down. Number 2 is well... complicated.