Jacob VO

@jacobvo
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Jeez, I'm out of it for a little while, everyone gets delusions of grandeur!

How it feels to be alive lately.

by Sarah Andersen

Me, writing App Store Review Notes for DJSoundz:

“This app *may* seem like AI-generated slop but it is **human**-generated slop.”

In order to get `100` in the Apple Watch sleep score, you have to be dead.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@designatednerd/116449902271279258

Quick, everyone uncheck it so metrics go doooooooooown

I’m genuinely surprised to see any positive sentiment towards Cook. Yeah yeah fine, wave the company valuation in my face. But we have no means of comparison so I find that argument very weak. I don’t think too many people could have stopped the momentum of the iPhone.
Mail Carrier Hurt To Learn Residents On His Route Have Been Receiving Electronic Mail

TOLEDO, OH—Visibly distraught as he learned of the widespread betrayal, local mail carrier Ned Mungo expressed dismay Thursday upon realizing that the residents on his route have been receiving electronic mail for years without his knowing. “Day in and day out, I’ve been coming to these doorsteps to deliver their beloved letters and catalogues, only […]

The Onion
lol. Went to take the joke too far and there is an Airhorn dot ai.

DjSoundz is happy to announce that it is pivoting to provide compute and service offerings, deepening partnerships with operators and customers, and evaluating strategic M&A opportunities.

AirhornAI will be a game changer when it comes to meeting the unprecedented structural demand for specialized, high-performance compute that the market is struggling to fill.

It begins…
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator

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