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@brianvastag glass half full: more money for the park?

@ai6yr

“Would you like insurance coverage against …”

‘YES.’

@jason I assumed you had to build in support for it, it wasn’t always active (non-dev here if you couldn’t tell)

@jason There’s no actual sync mechanism built into Mastodon correct?

It’s the one thing I can’t wait for. Especially if it’s done on the Mastodon end of things and clients automatically adjust to your last read.

Kimchi-derived probiotic found to promote binding and excretion of intestinal nanoplastics

https://phys.org/news/2026-03-kimchi-derived-probiotic-excretion-intestinal.html

Kimchi-derived probiotic found to promote binding and excretion of intestinal nanoplastics

A lactic acid bacterium isolated from kimchi may help promote the removal of nanoplastics from the body by binding to them in the intestine. Nanoplastics are ultrafine plastic particles measuring less than 1 micrometer that are generated during the degradation of larger plastic materials. These particles can enter the human body through food and drinking water. Due to their extremely small size, nanoplastics may cross the intestinal barrier and accumulate in organs such as the kidneys and brain. However, biological strategies to reduce nanoplastic accumulation in the gastrointestinal tract remain at an early stage of research.

Phys.org
Right winger: Gender roles have always been pretty clear-cut, so we should aim to be like the Vikings.

Me: That’s right. Your wife should handle your money and give you an allowance. She can even get a divorce if she wants.

RW: Hold on!

Me: You should braid your beard and wear perfume.
Apple Wanted to Buy Halide to Boost iPhone 18 Pro's Camera App—Now There's a Lawsuit https://www.macrumors.com/2026/03/21/apple-wanted-to-buy-halide-to-boost-iphone-18-pro/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon
Apple Wanted to Buy Halide to Boost iPhone 18 Pro's Camera App—Now There's a Lawsuit

Apple's plans to enhance the iPhone 18 Pro's Camera app led it to consider acquiring Halide, but the talks ultimately collapsed and were...

MacRumors

"how am I supposed to explain gay to a child?"

My brother in Christ have you ever actually been around a child?? They will straight up ambush you with the most unhinged, bonkers, nihilist questions with a completely straight face. Questions that will cause grown adults to have an existential crisis if you think about them too long. Just yesterday in class a student stopped in the middle of playing a scale to ask me how does she even know if I exist or not and I had to sit quietly in a corner with that one for like an hour. PLEASE let me explain the gay. Explain the gay is fucking easy.