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middle-aged delinquent | midnight toker | twitter expat
Everyone shut up and look at my jalapeño cheese cornbread and collards
Buy a Land Rover they said. It will be fine they said…
He’s a gift
That’s a Gouda dog
No paparazzi
Goals
I talk a lot of shit for a guy who is blasting Pink rn
Everyone stop what you are doing and look at my Dijon & maple glazed pork tenderloin…
Well that went down fast…
Kimchi and tofu stew it’s what’s for dinner