So I've started wearing a scarf around my hair in a style reminiscent of a hijab. I'm not Islamic so it's definitelynot a hijab. But in my small conservative town people are silently, but visibly scandalized.
I walked outside of my apartment this morning and the casual conversation between my neighbours and a few of the grounds keepers literally stopped dead.
Their pointless bigotry literally keeps me going.

This is why I'm so funny, y'all. My natural ability to understand both tops And bottoms.