She/her
Librarian by day, whitehat by night. Cybersec consulting on the side when companies are in deep doo-doo. Probably one of exceedingly few 30-somethings to touch cobol 74 without spontaneously combusting.
If you live in the Nordic countries I have probably touched your bank's backend inappropriately. Multiple times.
@PogoWasRight seeing a list of 39 vendors with “legitimate interest” is pretty much the quickest way to get me to close a tab.
It’s an absolute joke that they can describe something like that.
I think this shows how @linuxfoundation is not necessarily on our side.
we live in a world now of systems with multiple gigabytes of RAM. Multiple Multi-Gigahertz processing cores. SSDs with blazing I/O. Even in the face of moore's law, multi-core systems, and even ARM-based multi-core systems are still performing extremely well. All this, and even in spite of the business world's best effort, broadband has, in general, improved greatly.
So how is that, the way forward with web protocols is "my dogshit-performing JS framework has lead us to web servers that have to use UDP to perform at scale." and not "javascript was a language created in a handful of days, maybe we should re-visit that."
launchdaemon
Ian Campbell
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Steve
da_667
Stefan Prandl
Prof. Sam Lawler
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Ada Hashtag
David Gerard