@imtiredthatisall

108 Followers
101 Following
80 Posts
The truth is I'm fairly certain 95% of my followers on twitter were bots or trying to sell me something so this is a more accurate representation of who the real people are.

husb: i'm going to the grocery do you want anything?

me: no

husb: REALLY?

me: i can't think of anything rn.

husb: are you ok, you always know what food you want.

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After this toot I will only be one toot away from 69 toots and I feel like.. I mean... on principle some poeple would stop there right?

I'm going to bed to think of something really really good for my 69th toot.

Which means it will be mediocre at best.

It's good, I whisper to myself, having two accounts is good, I can double my likes on the same comment and not seem weirder at all.
It's nice to be somewhere where farting is not only encouraged but boosted as well.
🎶 now all my dreams are coming true 🎶
So I'm guessing if we DM we do it from our twinja club but if we want to talk about @0xKruzr we DM about him here.
Hello I am just here to try to make jokes about my life since my life only feels like stress and exhaustion right now.