The truth is I'm fairly certain 95% of my followers on twitter were bots or trying to sell me something so this is a more accurate representation of who the real people are.
husb: i'm going to the grocery do you want anything?
me: no
husb: REALLY?
me: i can't think of anything rn.
husb: are you ok, you always know what food you want.
After this toot I will only be one toot away from 69 toots and I feel like.. I mean... on principle some poeple would stop there right?
I'm going to bed to think of something really really good for my 69th toot.
Which means it will be mediocre at best.