Hello I am just here to try to make jokes about my life since my life only feels like stress and exhaustion right now.
@imtiredthatisall What did the diaper say to the other diaper?

@Catmobile

"it's all toots in here?" jk I don't know!

@imtiredthatisall Basically where my brain was, I’m still workshopping this one for ya
@imtiredthatisall “You must be new here...”
@Catmobile @imtiredthatisall “You’ve, uh, got a little something... right... over here” 👈
@Catmobile @imtiredthatisall "at least I'm not full of shit"

@Gin__erso @Catmobile

"It might be an elephant but it seems slower to get filled up here"

@imtiredthatisall New site same hearts💗 💗 💗 💗
@Granddad You are still the best here too.
@imtiredthatisall New site Old (literally lol) me 😊
@Granddad I am glad we are all here together.
@imtiredthatisall Yeah, this is pretty great. It's quiet and drama free (so far). I was telling someone earlier, there are no quote tweets/screenshots of stupid accounts I hate and I love it.

@Granddad

Hello there Granddad.

@imtiredthatisall I love y'all. I guess there it is. No more toot jokes; straight to sincerity