cats:

ok, if people walk next to us, we gotta run away. it's what we do. as soon as you see someone within like three feet of you, book it

*other cats jot this down in their... cat notebooks? whatever*

cat, continued:

k but the thing is, and make an asterisk here, if they're trying to step OVER you, or walk in the path you're laying in, don't move. demand control. that is your spot & you should never leave even long after they've passed

*cats writing this down also, one scratches its head*