Wait, he calls what he does singing? it’s more like a recitation of a top 40 song from at best a dozen years ago, why are we left with kid rock and no Chris Cornell?

i really don’t want to have to carry one more piece of junk, and while USB C is way better than alternatives, bending the dongle in your pocket while it is attached to the phone is scary, the earbuds make a hard right turn right out of the socket which does fill with lint

like highlander and the crow you just you just can’t get that lightning out of that bottle again

GOD Jeez Toy Story 1 did you have to use like the first 3d tools you found? How long have you even been working on this?

Scully and Mulder often had to clarify “they were in an area that did not get great cellphone coverage” thirty years ago, they were always getting separated in urban settings

fuck charlie kirk, his forehead looks like the sega genesis with an adapter cartridge plugged in and then another one plugged in on top of that

ALT: A Captcha with an image of Trump holding the upsidedown bible in front of a church, the legend reads “select all square with A Nazi who gassed a church,” and the button reads, “tell the NY Times not to be a little bitch”

i feel like i’m in the upsidedown too, bible_that_trump_has_never_touched_before_or_since