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Smuggler's Blues

https://lemmy.world/post/42510789

Feb 1 at 4:38pmWeb
Show threadwjriiFeb 1
Naaah, fill it up with weird saber-tooth deer meat. We already know that shit’s irresistible to Wookiees.
Show threadAmidFurorFeb 1
A lot of the pelts were ruined by blaster burns, unfortunately.
Show threadXeroxCoolFeb 1
It was probably full of reclaimed stormtroopers suits. We know the only way to have enough meat for the post-battle feast was by butchering them
Show threadHadriscusFeb 2
ah, so stormtrooper pelts !
Show threadChicoSuaveFeb 1

Pelts? Do you work for the Hudson Bay Company? Are you enamored with flannel? Grow up and sell arms like a real smuggler.

Literally hundreds of abandoned imperial blaster rifles and light arms across the forest. A smuggler wouldn’t massacre allies to sell pelts. A smuggler would move as much merchandise into any available buyer across the galaxy. Whole AT-STs were recovered like the one Chewy and the Ewoks took.

Jesus Christ, pelts… What a horrible idea.

Show threadborkborkborkFeb 1

the smell of all those pelts would gag an asteroid maggot.

nah, it’s all ‘recovered’ imperial hardware - fuck they had AT-ATs and AT-STs all over the place, bet some some of the power modules or turbolasers could fetch some credits. and you have a ready, motivated recovery crew with the ewoks.

but get it quick, the remnants of that space station are going to deorbit rapidly and uh, sorry endor-ians, war is hell and all

Show threadSippyCupFeb 2
To be fair to the meme, Han Solo was a terrible smuggler
Show threadpsx_crabFeb 2

He’s a smuggler, not a poacher, he only deliver goods that need to be delivered, not looking for opportunity to get goods that he have to fence later.

Also think of how Chewy feel, you monster.