@sparky613 looking backwards will put a crick in your neck!

@sparky613 hahahahaha
https://youtu.be/rxvnFh6l_H0?si=GJsvMOtZ8n4vT1dh

@sparky613 if I really wanted to know how many criminals are in my family tree I could call my uncle and ask him, you have to be crazy to throw your DNA into a database voluntarily!!!!

@Swede1952 it literally cannot be done, that's why it's a joke. you cannot "pull yourself up by your own bootstraps" it's basic physics.

@thor yeah, they're also alike in that we bitch and moan about them while we know our modern existence depends on them.

@Swede1952 I remember when I was poor, and I watched my boss pull into the parking lot in his new Mercedes. He saw me admiring it, and he said something that changed my life, he said "You know, if you work really hard and can save the company some money, next year I'm gonna trade this baby in for a nicer one."

@Swede1952 "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" is a JOKE that somehow became life advice. try it, bend over and start pulling yourself up by your shoes, see how far you get!!!!