Just a reminder that there's no stream today, but for the algorithm, have a selfie from the spa day I'm having instead 🧖🏻‍♀️

Yes, I have apparently reached the "memeing my own quotes" level of self-obsession, but I stand by this #doompatrol

Oh look, she's craving engagement again, gimme a colour 💜

t4t Jaceka confirmed, you can't change my mind

In unfathomably on-brand news, I won a trivia contest on a YouTube channel's Discord, so now I have dolls of a goose from a video game and a server emoji dressed as witches from a different video game. Naturally.

When you tell me the dress code for a funeral is "just don't wear black", don't be surprised when I deploy *aesthetique*

Have you ever wanted to see me face off against other content creators in a fight to the (sort of) death for charity? Weird, but you're in luck: check out http://twitch.tv/tavernaut or tav.yt this Sunday morning at 10am GMT for my qualifier of Deathmatch Island!

Hey all - I know I said the stream would be back today, but it turns out I haven't recovered from the ridiculous weekend I just had quite yet, so I need to spend the afternoon being horizontal. But on Thursday...

Well, that's the most ominous achievement to come off my stream to.

It's that time again 🖤