@hillbillypharmacist

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The unsung Cormac McCarthy of sex
PoliticsLefty McLefterson
ReligionI will worship no beings, whatever their accomplishments
I driveanything, I'm not picky
Eating assis a beautiful expression of love
NORAD banned for sharing live Santa assassination coordinates

Post Malon

TY @CrassIronSkillet

Hey everybody what’s a toot
Got this jumping spider with four hairs on his head like a cartoon character
sooooo. where do the cool kids hang out these days?
HAY WHATS UP TODAY ON THE MASTODONG
also hello everyone. good morning.
WHAT'S IT TAKE TO GET A BOFA.LOL INVITE AROUND HERE

My friend on the birdsite:

“When I was in middle school, I thought a bustle in your hedgerow was a euphemism for feelings in your privates because full on bush was all we rocked back then.”

@ninny @hillbillypharmacist but without the tattoos!