[GRS] Kate Shrike
NORAD banned for sharing live Santa assassination coordinates
Dec 16, 2022 at 5:25amWeb
Show threadPoeticLicenseDKDec 16, 2022
@kate 🤣
Show threadHope 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 SNPDec 16, 2022
@kate 😂😂😂😂
Show thread🇺🇦🇺🇦 Walter White 🇺🇸🇨🇦Dec 16, 2022

@kate

Legit! Santa Tracker ... yer days are DONE!

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Show threadSanta ClausDec 16, 2022
@kate Phew! The assassination attempts were getting a bit much…
Show threadfungible thadius 🍥Dec 16, 2022
@kate
Show threadGerard HarbisonDec 16, 2022
@kate LOLOL!
Show threadTankboy87Dec 16, 2022
@kate Santa has magic powers he cannot be killed by man.
Show threadLīgaDec 16, 2022
@kate LoL
Show threadblinktwiceifyouneedhelp🇨🇦🌎Dec 16, 2022
@kate hahahaha. No. Seriously? Hahahaha
Show threadAndi in OzDec 16, 2022
@kate accurate
Show threadPaul-Gabriel WienerDec 16, 2022
@kate @jeff That's important because he might have been shot down by Jewish space lasers.
Show threadrealDenSchDec 16, 2022
@kate
IRIS-T's gonna get him anyway!
Show threadMitchDec 16, 2022

@kate Given the last day or two I’m struggling to separate satire from reality.

So, I’m a bit worried about Santa.

Show threadRussianDeepStateSockDec 16, 2022
@kate I mean isn't that what NORAD actually does?
Show threadMichaelDec 17, 2022
@kate I was just thinking about this today!