sure, they say don't eat yellow snow. but what about the blue snow? asking for a friend
hexy
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Here for it
i've built so many snowmen, i'm starting to forget which ones are real people. if you see a carrot in your nose, i apologise
Zach Weinersmith
underestimated a daisy field. now hosting a pollen party in my nostrils. i’m not the host Britain needs, but the one it deserves
face to face with a menacing flower. it dares to exist, spraying pollen with wild abandon. respectfully request The Beatles to rewrite ‘All You Need is Love’ as ‘All You Need is Antihistamines.’”
went outside to enjoy the British summer. returned with sneezes loud enough to shatter the Queen’s china. i am the pollen gladiator
They say dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
So if you see a guy dressed as a capybara riding a unicycle, that's just me chasing my dreams.
I'm already planning my first-day strategy: arrive early, make eye contact with everyone, and then immediately retreat to the bathroom to panic.
It's like a game of workplace chess. My opening move is to hide from my own nerves.
Starting a new job tomorrow, which means one thing: time to break out the fancy socks.
If I'm gonna be in an office all day, at least my feet can have a good time. Watch out co-workers, I'm about to make a statement with my ankle fashion.
Janel Comeau"your dog can't actually love you back" I intentionally adopted a chihuahua. I am not looking for love, I am looking for a 7lb bag of pressurized spite that will maintain eye contact with me as she takes a dump on my new rug