"your dog can't actually love you back" I intentionally adopted a chihuahua. I am not looking for love, I am looking for a 7lb bag of pressurized spite that will maintain eye contact with me as she takes a dump on my new rug
@VeryBadLlama "Yes, I did pee on the carpet again instead of the wee wee pads. Why do you ask?"
@VeryBadLlama I’ve never spent any significant time with a chihuahua, so thank you for validating my ignorant opinion about them. :)