OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
I found the purple horizontal corduroys 13-year-old-me coveted from dELIA*s.
They were fucking $54 in the NINETIES no wonder my mom wouldn't buy them for me.

I was going to fold laundry but I folded up this cat instead

🐐 I am become death, destroyer of fences
and plum trees
and cardboard boxes
and your heart

Let's get ready to waste some moneeeeeeeeeey

That feeling when you live quite literally on the wrong side of the tracks

He small
He brawl
He gaze dejectedly at his jail cell wall

I put Featherfeet in chicken jail. Does that make me a cop y/n

FREE: Featherfeet, an accidental Mille De Fleur bantam rooster. Extremely protective of hens 3 times his size who won't give him the time of day; attacks small children with his spurs.
So I guess I'm saying
he protecc
but he also attacc

Got new bed linens and now wondering how do I disclose my squid bed status to future partners? "Can we go back to your place?" "I mean... I guess... I think you should know I have a squid bed."