lonnie musk 🦑🌻

@hellashane
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kind of a dirtbag but in an endearing way

33/F/hella small town
into rural/homestead stuff, refinishing furniture, and SF/F novels.

lonnie musk 🦑🌻Aug 28, 2018
I like that as a society we have agreed on the concept of "basic girls" because when I was in high school we called them "breezies" and nobody from even like one town over knew what you were talking about.
lonnie musk 🦑🌻Aug 28, 2018
thugs bunnyAug 28, 2018
When you decide to stop partying, being free, having fun and settle down.
lonnie musk 🦑🌻Aug 28, 2018
I'm gonna name my car John McCain because it's white, it's old, something's wrong with its head, and it's taking a long ass time to die
lonnie musk 🦑🌻Aug 28, 2018
y'all I drank a diet pepsi and it was actually astonishingly delicious, where do I sign up for reeducation camp
lonnie musk 🦑🌻Aug 28, 2018
beetlejuice's ghoulish wifeAug 28, 2018
THE FIRST GUY WHO EVER SAID LOOK IM NOT GONNA BLOW SMOKE UP YOUR ASS: look, im not gonna blow smoke up your ass
ALL OF HIS FRIENDS: fuckin what? you're not gonna WHAT?
lonnie musk 🦑🌻Aug 28, 2018
GemAug 26, 2018
Do you ever think about sprite comics/ flash animations and how there's like, a whole art form that's already died out and will never get appreciation in our lifetime. Like you're not gonna take an art class and hear about the stuff I grew up watching online, because it was all unlicensed, and now most of its already gone. And it's not that I'm saying it was good, because you don't measure art by "good". There's a whole generation of artistry people poured over and it's gone or soon to be.
lonnie musk 🦑🌻Aug 28, 2018
Sewing up the plackets of button up shirts/dresses: an awkward booby trap for people trying to remove your clothing for sexy times
lonnie musk 🦑🌻Aug 28, 2018
Also since apparently I'm talking about clothes all day today: sewing up the plackets on every single button-up shirt/dress because boobs. Annoying!
lonnie musk 🦑🌻Aug 28, 2018
Mending clothing:
"I am just going to sew this real quick."
"Oh can you fix mine?"
"Oh I also have a thing that needs fixing."
"Me too! Please?"
lonnie musk 🦑🌻Aug 27, 2018
These pants are made of 70% lyocell. The fuck is lyocell? People inventing all kinds of new science fabrics out here, the hell.