Operating systems, a modern history lesson:

"I should make a gaming OS"
~Ken Thompson, creating the backbone of digital infrastructure

"What if computer.. but sexy.."
~Steve Jobs, AppleOS

"YARR Arrr shiver me timbers!!"
~UC Berkeley, BSD

"🖕"
~Richard Stallman, GNU

"I bet I could make a lot of money selling bloatware to IBM"
~Bill Gates, m$dos/m$windows

"I'm bored.. besides.. black is the coolest color"
~Steve Jobs, NeXT

"750 Fin-mark for Unix? Pfft, Ill just spend the rest of my life coding my own kernel!"
~Linus Torvalds, Linux

"..well.. this is awkward.."
~Richard Stallman, GNU

"jk lmao"
Steve Jobs, osX

"..and on the 7th day God created 16 color superiority!! "
~Terry A Davis, TempleOS

"We should make WindowsOS.. on Linux + GNU.. looking like MacOS.. and sell user data.."
~Cannonical, Ubuntu

"What if MacOS but Arch based.. for gaming.."
~Gabes Newell, SteamOS

*some of the quotes might not be 100% historically accurate.
**fully aware not all of them are OSes
***all said tounge in cheek - no disrespect meant :)

Why you gotta tease ua like this thou 😭😭😭

https://youtube.com/shorts/yi6AaCp7g5Y

Minor spoiler warning: The Good Place s1 (please dont spoil s2-s4 for me)

First episode: how the hell did any of these people get into heaven??
Final episode: ooooooh.. now it all makes sense.