hell \ Rebekah Hellberg

@hell@defcon.social
134 Followers
63 Following
489 Posts
Sec enthusiast and hobby gamedev\n
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Founder and sponsor contact at hack.gbgay.com\n
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Queer safespace๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ\n
pronounceshe
web/socialshttps://hell.rs
side projecthttps://hack.gbgay.com - teaching the local queers to hack!
currently readingTerry Pratchett

Operating systems, a modern history lesson:

"I should make a gaming OS"
~Ken Thompson, creating the backbone of digital infrastructure

"What if computer.. but sexy.."
~Steve Jobs, AppleOS

"YARR Arrr shiver me timbers!!"
~UC Berkeley, BSD

"๐Ÿ–•"
~Richard Stallman, GNU

"I bet I could make a lot of money selling bloatware to IBM"
~Bill Gates, m$dos/m$windows

"I'm bored.. besides.. black is the coolest color"
~Steve Jobs, NeXT

"750 Fin-mark for Unix? Pfft, Ill just spend the rest of my life coding my own kernel!"
~Linus Torvalds, Linux

"..well.. this is awkward.."
~Richard Stallman, GNU

"jk lmao"
Steve Jobs, osX

"..and on the 7th day God created 16 color superiority!! "
~Terry A Davis, TempleOS

"We should make WindowsOS.. on Linux + GNU.. looking like MacOS.. and sell user data.."
~Cannonical, Ubuntu

"What if MacOS but Arch based.. for gaming.."
~Gabes Newell, SteamOS

*some of the quotes might not be 100% historically accurate.
**fully aware not all of them are OSes
***all said tounge in cheek - no disrespect meant :)

Why you gotta tease ua like this thou ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

https://youtube.com/shorts/yi6AaCp7g5Y

Before you continue to YouTube

@catsalad ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ป
Behold the billionth repository created on GitHub. Itโ€™s absolutely perfect.

Minor spoiler warning: The Good Place s1 (please dont spoil s2-s4 for me)

First episode: how the hell did any of these people get into heaven??
Final episode: ooooooh.. now it all makes sense.

@catsalad ikrrrr 
@Viss ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
ร—

@pharmafemboy get loved or get blocked ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

(/s just to be clear. I couldn't block you ๐Ÿฅบ)

@alice

the notification popup I got cut off the /s and I was genuinely terrified for a second that being bratty made you hate me /gen 

@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff Thatโ€™s from Mossy Hollowโ€™s shop! I have that one as stickers and postcards. ๐Ÿ˜

I donโ€™t think theyโ€™re on Fedi, but they definitely fit the vibe for most of my mutuals ๐Ÿฅน.
@alice
https://jdillustration.bigcartel.com

Mossy Hollow's Shop

stickers, prints, and original artwork from an absurd illustrator/artist based in the Pacific Northwest

Mossy Hollow's Shop
@mycrowgirl @Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff @alice (I kid, I like being tressured)
@catsalad Wanting to be treasured but also wanting to not be perceived, an autobiography.

@mycrowgirl @catsalad

๐ŸŽถ I wanna be heard, but leave no trace
I wanna be seen, but take no space ๐ŸŽถ

@catsalad @mycrowgirl @Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff @alice This cat looks suspiciously like another racoon. ๐Ÿฆ
@trashpanda  don't be suspicious.
donโ€™t be suspicious.
don't be suspiciousโ€ฆ
@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff @alice omfg, loving the new preview image itโ€™s loading! ๐Ÿคฃ
@alice I treasure every nerd in my life. I should treasure myself a bit more though
@alice
Can you translate into old geezer speak?
@mloxton a lot of people are bad at taking compliments without fighting them, so this is an aggressive way of saying "you better feel cherished and loved, or else". But obviously the "else" part of that is going to be something wholesome like more compliments.
@alice
Oooh
That's really sweet
Thanks
@alice Right back atcha! ๐Ÿ˜˜