DEFCON 201
Haxolotl
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Chaotic good sysadmin | CTI & OSINT | Wanna be threat hunter | TTRPG nerd | They/them 🏳️🌈
I'm learning Powershell so I can automate my workflow and accidentally break Active Directory faster than ever.
Me: So here's my report on the predicted migratory patterns of local hardware and the direct resulting impact on tropospheric coverage
Work: Can't you just tell us the cost benefit analysis of moving to the cloud like a normal person?
Putting projects on hold so I can throw together a cybersecurity avatar making game. Now defenders can have an adversary style digital persona and a ridiculous codename
Taggart: ~# 
Whoahhhh, Pluralsight is on the latest list of #Clop #ransomware victims.
Ransomware.live 👀
Ransomware.live tracks ransomware groups and their activity. It was created by Julien Mousqueton, a security researcher. The website provides information on the groups' infrastructure, victims, and payment demands. It also includes a live map that shows the latest ransomware attacks.
Rick McMastoface
Me: *turns everything into a joke*
Also me: Why doesn't anyone ever take me seriously?
Also me: Why doesn't anyone ever take me seriously?
AbyIt's international women's day.
While you're talking about solidarity, don't forget:
- trans women
- disabled women
- Black Women, Indigenous Women, and Women of Colour
- women in prisons
- women with addiction issues
- old and elderly women
- women who are sex workers
...the list goes on.
Remember all the women who are ignored and forgotten, even on days they're meant to be remembered.
"The truth is, no one of us can be free until everybody is free." - Maya Angelou
Thanks to Duolingo I can now recognize a few words in Korean, so if any APT38 reports need someone to translate "breakfast" or "bathroom" then hit me up
Work: You want to join the CSIRT?
Me: Hell yeah!
Work: In NYC?
Me: ...no
Me: Hell yeah!
Work: In NYC?
Me: ...no