Yall better get a handle on these goons before you become just like your rowdy southern neighbor.

To be honest I don’t see what’s so interesting about the place. USA’s got enough uninhabitable dirt already. We don’t need more of that.

He was in for a world of hurt and decided to EWO instead.

I don’t blame that girl one bit for hitting him. In fact, I hope she used her nails. Some people simply have no sense of boundaries until they receive percussive instruction.

That motherfucker’s lying and getting me pissed.

Donald Trump spouting a Juggalo-adjacent line wasn’t on my bingo card.

Technically, physics does allow a satellite-based method to deal with climate change. Economics, on the other hand, does not. You would need to chuck an unfathomable amount of mass into orbit.

Well, there is a Jason meme, too, but that’s something completely different.

Explanation

Cue the Kelsey Grammer growl.