Mastodawn

hashbrawn

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554 Posts

Many people, good people, are asking me

What’s on repeat in your playlist?	Truck Back-Up Warnings Vol. 3: Trucks Of Brazil
Most romantic date?	They say everyone is the hero of their own story but in my story I’m more like the forsaken hermit priest living in a treehouse. I mutter something cryptic and incongruous. Surely it will make sense by the end of this thing.

hashbrawn Mar 13

I was born with Extra Wolf syndrome, inside me are three. After many years I am able to manage my extra wolf. But anyway that's why I always have a pocket full of treats.

hashbrawn Mar 10

Non fungible cheese snack spread

hashbrawn Mar 4

I have a fine collection of qualms about all this

hashbrawn Mar 1

Are you a nook man or a cranny man

hashbrawn Mar 1

Stay away from the man with two mustaches.

hashbrawn Feb 28

donni saphire Feb 28

Very few turtles know you exist. But more than zero

hashbrawn Feb 20

Due to heightened interest I'm declassifying my BM diaries '97-'03. "Too sensitive" some say but the truth will come out.

hashbrawn Feb 15

You say "Camels are sand moose" and I say "Moose are bog camels", let's call the whole thing off

hashbrawn Feb 8

I trained an AI on Better Housekeeping's list of 134 Best Valentine's Day Puns For 2026 and I'm about to prompt it to make you love me.

hashbrawn Jan 27

hashbrawn Oct 16

Have you heard about these implants that change your farts? The Barker, All Roses, Big Grumbler's Room Rumbler, the list goes on. What a time to be alive.