Overheard at a restaurant last night.
Patron: "What would you get your mother if she showed up here?"
Server: "My mother? A shot of warm tequila, thrown in her face. But the Fish and Chips are amazing."
Sir Arcane
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One-third of A Hairy Prone Companion podcast. I have been active in the gay leather community for over 20 years. #JMG
When you margarita, do you prefer:
Frozen, no salt
Frozen, salt rim
Rocks, no salt
Rocks, salt rim
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Shameless self-promotion time. Occasionally I'll get inspired and write a sci-fi short story and post it to Reddit. I would appreciate it if you read it and left constructive feedback. Thank you.
Overall, I do not consider myself to be an Old Guard Leatherman. However, I do have respect for several of their traditions. As such, I would never buy my own Muir Cap. I feel that this is the one piece of leather that should be earned and gifted. Well my pup and my boy feel that I have earned it.
I cried big manly tears when they put it on my head.
One other thought. The worst number isn't 1 or 2. It's 3. The first two usually have enough rivalry to just casually toss 3 out of the ring in under 15 seconds, then get back to beating the snot out of each other.
On a whim, I decided to watch every Royal Rumble starting with '98 (The year Foley entered 3 times), and I've gotten up to 2008. It reminded me of why I enjoyed it at the time. The attitude era was perfect for a late teens and early 20's grumpy white boy.
Other thoughts: They did not know what to do with Chyna, or Booker T.
So much casual sexual harassment.
Dayumn Prince Albert/A-Train was a furball. Can he be my teddy bear?
The Dudley Boys were THE tag team for a while.
The 2001 Rumble with Drew Carey was one of the better ones. Several distinct stories within one match.
2005's ending was a great botch recovery.
2006, sigh. Yes, it's fitting that Rey Mysterio won, and they wanted to bring him in first so he could use Eddie's low rider. But Rey basically took a nap from entrant 5 to 30.
Is there a Mysterio vs Hardy match I should look up? I rather like high-flying wrestling.
Who thought that Hornswoggle was a good idea?
#Wrestling #WWE #RoyalRumble
Other thoughts: They did not know what to do with Chyna, or Booker T.
So much casual sexual harassment.
Dayumn Prince Albert/A-Train was a furball. Can he be my teddy bear?
The Dudley Boys were THE tag team for a while.
The 2001 Rumble with Drew Carey was one of the better ones. Several distinct stories within one match.
2005's ending was a great botch recovery.
2006, sigh. Yes, it's fitting that Rey Mysterio won, and they wanted to bring him in first so he could use Eddie's low rider. But Rey basically took a nap from entrant 5 to 30.
Is there a Mysterio vs Hardy match I should look up? I rather like high-flying wrestling.
Who thought that Hornswoggle was a good idea?
#Wrestling #WWE #RoyalRumble
Hey @daddyspikemi saw your "question" on the recent episode of Watts the Safeword. Congratulations on 25 years.
BeeCycling has movedDo not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to become aggressive and give you a nasty bite.
Instead approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace
If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.
Sean Kelly[checkout counter]
CASHIER: That'll be $17.95.
ME: [pulls out a $50]
CASHIER: Sorry, we've been having problems with counterfeit money. Have anything smaller?
ME: Sure [pulls out a $30]
CASHIER: That'll be $17.95.
ME: [pulls out a $50]
CASHIER: Sorry, we've been having problems with counterfeit money. Have anything smaller?
ME: Sure [pulls out a $30]