WARNING: The Fifth Element, despite its name, is not a documentary about boron.

Everybody hates on demagogues, but imagine having to deal with a full on gogue.

what if instead of everything being terrible, we try everything being good?

Absolutely wild that in 1999 we were dreading Y2K and now wiping out the world’s computing systems would feel like finally exhaling

*curling around a plate of nachos like smaug on his pile of gold*

her: did you know makeup expires?
me: *spits mine out* what

Cheese can be a meal, right?

phaser setting dry clothes