Evelyn Gorfram

@gorfram
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Curmudgeoness & Bluestocking (she/her). Language indigo, politics ultraviolet. If I'm so smart, why ain't I rich?

How I'm beginning to feel about Twitter and Meta:

“You know, when I was a girl, the idea that the British Empire could ever end was absolutely inconceivable. And it just disappeared, like all the other empires.” — Doris Lessing

Tried to write an introduction but it was mainly stupid jokes.
Looking forward to Qatar v the team that’s going to slaughter Qatar, whoever they are.
Qatarstrophic start.

[In football huddle]

“What do you guys think happens when we die?”

The first surgeon was just a freak with some knives and a dream
Sometimes, late at night, I'll look up at the stars and wonder if you're also stealing lawn furniture.

me: my favorite color is green

internet: you're wrong and here's why

Alright I am finally here to compare tusk sizes and exchange information about the herd migration patterns with you all.

me: *tries to open it with my teeth*

him: just double click the file