Writing bios gives me anxiety. Fortunately, we live in the future now, so I made two AI's compete for the best bio using a short prompt of verbs. That way, I don't have to do it.

Google Bard won.

"Gojira is a neurodivergent, non-binary, IT industry vet with 25+ years of experience. They love technology, gaming, and all things horror. Gojira's therapist says they are a kind and compassionate person."

I have no idea if my therapist said that or not. That was all Bard.