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Ngarigo on Kurnai Country. Invisible disability, queer, ND, tireless starter of projects.

Profile picture is of a brown day old chick sitting on an open hand.

Header picture is a mash up of The Great Wave of Kanagawa and the Cookie Monster.

i like how "illegal in the EU" means it probably violated a human right and "illegal in florida" means it probably is a human right

Me: I wish to view LGA specific census data from 1976.

The National Library of Australia: Cool, so what you’re gonna have to do is come to Canberra and look at it on microfiche.

Yes, you are both impossibly coot in your new $2 opshop coats but it is not lunch time yet

Soon, but not now. 😊❤🐶🐶

Anniversary gift traditions are outdated. We need anniversary takeaway traditions instead.

I’m going to start by suggesting that the 9th anniversary be Chinese, because it’s our 9th anniversary next week and I want Chinese.

A potluck, but everyone brings different ginger beer brands so I can find the "spiciest".
Invention idea: a domestic toilet cubicle with a door that won’t open until the toilet has been flushed and the hand basin tap has run for the amount of time it takes to sing Happy Birthday.
I could go to work after dropping the kids off at holiday care… or I could come home and decimate the cooking sherry to get over the trauma of getting everyone dressed and out of the house on time.
Today I exchanged email addresses with someone I’d met into order to enter into social correspondence with them. If anyone needs me, I’m hanging out in 1999, it’s nice here, and I’m not coming back.
Something similar happened to the legend of Tantalus, who was cursed to forever stand in a pool of water with a bunch of fruit just above his head. They both moved out of reach whenever he tried to eat or drink.
"Capitalism offers the tantalising prospect of enormous wealth" is completely true. The "gods" will dangle what you desire in front of you. You're never going to get it.
But that meaning (torment) has almost gone. Tantalise is now a synonym for tempt.
@sundogplanets I'd sign up for a session that's just fifteen minutes of incoherent screaming. That perfectly expresses how I feel about MANY things.