yo i'm over on @[email protected] to check that out, add me so i don't have to go add a thousand people
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you just can't be too careful when you're going to build a dam
Mert*house party at midnight tonight*
people: happy new ye-
neil degrasse tyson, emerging from behind sofa: actually years are just a social concept based on our orbit of the sun, they don't actually matter, so celebrating a new one is dumb and stupid just like you
me: neil im sorry i didn't invite you but jeez this is a bit much
neil: shut up mert im not even real im a caricature you invented for a joke you don't even go to parties
me, alone in underwear: GASP!
WHAT'S UP PUBLIC TIMELINE I DIDNT MEAN TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY PEE BUT PLEASE PRAY FOR MY PEE
ANYWAY I MIGHT HAVE OR HAVE RECENTLY PASSED A KIDNEY STONE OR I HAVE SOME KINDA WEIRD UTI IDK YET BUT MY PEE IS SICK
so like WHERE WAS THIS MAGICAL DEVICE BEFORE THAT COULD MAKE IT EASIER
i'm seriously the WORST at giving a urine sample and i think it's bc i have so much anxiety over not getting enough pee in the cup and then being stuck with no pee i feel like i looked so sketchy when i had to do a drug test for my last job because i COULD NOT PEE
TFW U FIND OUT THEY MAKE LITTLE DISH THINGS THAT FIT UNDER THE TOILET SEAT TO CATCH YOUR PEE WHEN YOU GIVE A URINE SAMPLE AND THAT COULD HAVE HELPED YOUR ANXIETY OVER IT ALL THIS TIME IF THEY JUST TOLD U THAT WILD DAY AT THE DOCTORS TODAY
that being said this spring they're offering a new class on womens activism in japan and i really hope they offer it again while i'm there (since it's too late to go there in spring)
not that culture classes aren't valuable, but i can do that kind of learning just fine on my own, it's specifically language development that i need outside help on
but it also means i don't need to sit through a bunch of 101 classes like i've already completed the stuff in the two main textbooks they list for their program so i don't wanna sit around taking just culture classes just for the sake of a degree when all i really want are SKILLS