FOLIE!!! (poésie) https://gerdesilets.wordpress.com/2018/06/18/folie-poesie/
La folie me guette, tapie
dans un coin de ma tête
parfois j’entends la bête
qui telle une vraie harpie
elle m’épuise par ses cris
et fait un enfer de ma vie
brisant ainsi mon courage
elle qui me met là en rage
je voulais la mettre en cage
mais déjà je suis son otage
mais maintenant si c’est fini
c’est grâce à ma lobotomie
Dilemme au lit / Bedroom dilemma / 寝室のジレンマ #詩
https://gerdesilets.wordpress.com/2021/10/04/dilemme-au-lit-bedroom-dilemma-poem/
quand tu ne veux pas te lever ,
que tu as envie de faire pipi ,
que tu es trop bien dans ton lit ,
et que tu ne peux pas dormir ,
car tu as trop envie de pisser ,
cela devient vite ton martyr ,
so you don’t want to get up ,
but you really want to pee ,
you are too well in your bed ,
but you can’t sleep readily ,
as all it was in your head ,
is to pee you have to get up ,
Symptômes à surveiller https://gerdesilets.wordpress.com/2022/04/01/symptomes-a-surveiller-symptoms-to-watch-out-for-poem-aging-humor/
As-tu ces symptômes de l’Helléparthie?
Si alors un café t’empêche de dormir la nuit
Si une bière t’envoie aux toilettes pour pisser
Si maintenant tout te paraît vraiment trop cher
Si n’importe quelle bêtise te met en colère
Si tu arrives à l’âge des cheveux argentés
Si la bouffe rend souvent l’estomac tout irrité
si le poivre t’irrite et que l’ail te fait régurgiter
Si le sel fait rapidement monter ta tension
Si tu te tiens loin ...
#poeme
Five states of Kim submission / Cinq états de la soumission de Kim / キムの服従の5つの状態 #詩 #poem #kimpossible
Kim awake totally naked and bound -
and so then she look very surprised -
but when she saw Shego arriving -
so immediately she look very angry -
but when she saw the whip finally -
then there she look like pleading -
so after a very well done whipping -
very sad she look very depressed -
then Shego caressed her, unbound -
Kim awake totally naked and bound -and so then she look very surprised -but when she saw Shego arriving -so immediately she look very angry -but when she saw the whip finally -then there she look l…
The secret project #poem #triple
so the former king of smugglers -
He had created his secret project -
a big ship that's difficult to detect -
with an interior impossible to scan -
it has a large integrated synthesizer -
he can manufacture many weapons -
as he bought many of their plans -
or copied, stole, or created them -
when it will be launched finally -
it will be impossible to find then –
and chaos could quickly go on –
that’s why we blew it up totally –
https://gerdesilets.wordpress.com/2025/07/23/the-secret-project-poem-triple/
if this candidate, we supported –
even if our religion, he flouted –
and deadly sins, he committed –
by holy books he was reported –
because for the return of Jesus –
this antichrist must be chosen –
so apocalypse can begin for us –
and we will go to Paradise then –
NO PROBLEMS #humor https://gerdesilets.wordpress.com/2016/07/15/no-problems/
1. discover that there is a problem
2. deny that there is a problem
3. recognize that there is a problem
4. deny that this is a problem
5. pay experts to deny the problem
6. campaign in the media to ridicule those who say that there is a problem
7. find a solution to the problem
8. believe that there is no solution to the problem
9. say that the solution to the problem would be too expensive
10. say that solving the problem would cost jobs
...
Le projet secret du roi des contrebandiers #poeme #triple
l'ancien roi des contrebandiers
là son projet secret il a réalisé
un vaisseau difficile à détecter,
à l'interieur impossible à scanner
il a un gros synthétiseur intégré
bien des armes il peut fabriquer
car leurs plans il a bien achetés,
ou les a copiés ou volés ou créés
et donc une fois qu'il sera lancé
là il sera impossible à retrouver
et le chaos il pourrait vite semer
voilà pourquoi on l’a fait sauter
