I'z an African Pygmy Hedgehog who lives in a sauna in Finland!
Also on Diaspora:
https://social.gibberfish.org/u/gerald
Tätisiili Tiuhti esittää / auntie hog Tiuhti presents:
SAN HOGCISCO
If you're going to San Hogcisco
Be sure to wear some flowers on your quillies
If you're going to San Hogcisco
You're gonna eat some tasty mealies
For those who come to San Hogcisco
Summertime will be a poo-in there
In the streets of San Hogcisco
Gentle hoomans putting cockroaches in your bowls
G: Mummeez mayd meh tew go tew a knitteengsh ebening. "Iz weel crosfmesh strawberreez sockz," sheb sed. "Keesh meh strawberreez arsh," Iz sed, an' mooneded at herb. Iz got groundedz.
G: Crapsh. Mummeez forshd tew sharez meh meeleez wiff awntie hawg Tiuhti. Yeffs, sheeb livesh heerb.
G: Hey laydeeesh!
H: Gerald! Put that tail down and cover your ass.
G: Noupsh.
H: You’re grounded.