Todays episode of "We just moved to New Zealand" far surpassed expectations.
In between running around, flapping our tiny tyrannosaurus arms while buying house things after living out of suitcases for 5 years, we spotted a lady in her fabulous years wearing a rainbow beanie, riding on a mobility scooter featuring a "God Loves Fags" bumper sticker, passing an elderly people's home while giving it the finger. She then turned the scooter around, did another pass and then rode off over a hill obviously victorious in the knowledge that her mission was accomplished.
Meanwhile the radio in the basket of her scooter played Elton John's "Tiny Dancer".
If I was a superstitious person I'd be saying this was a sign and a portent. Of what? Who knows! But I love this woman and hope she lives to a thousand.
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