akata the one true god
hatsune miku ✅Brain Broke. All outta Serotonin and common sense
| brain cell count | 1 |
| intelligence stat | -50 |
| humor stat | -100 |
akata the one true god
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my mom said i can't experience emotions sorry
Friend: you're appealing to the scalies
me: cease
Friend: I WANNA RIDE HIS DRAGON DICK
me: CEASE AND DESIST!!!
me: cease
Friend: I WANNA RIDE HIS DRAGON DICK
me: CEASE AND DESIST!!!
HS-Killjam✅
Dungeon Master: they'd have to wear a rubber suit to not die if he used his special ability during sex
Me: but wouldn't that be uncomfortable. its a lose-lose situation
Me: but wouldn't that be uncomfortable. its a lose-lose situation
hey if ur a minor u might wanna unfollow my 18+ dumb hoe ass just cause im a dumb hoe
prince dumbassif you have parents that dont appreciate the hard work and effort you put into doing things that please them then screw them im your parents now
Dungeon Master, on my Zappy dragon's dick: it shoots LIGHTNING
me: NO!! HE'D KILL HIS PARTNERS IT DOES NOT SHOOT LIGHTNING
me: NO!! HE'D KILL HIS PARTNERS IT DOES NOT SHOOT LIGHTNING
'dont you have anything better to do' bitch do you thing I'd be here if i did??
Cadey Alicia Ratiowhen will we get the polyamorous relationship we all deserve in media