hey everyone I wanna cum

I just love you....

you have to get some sleep

if you think i actually exist in a physical form you’re wrong

hello folks i’m      

wait a minute, i have an idea. *turns into grape juice and then evaporates*

*takes a bite from a block of cheese* an apple a day keeps the doctor away

Me, aged 68, 1 minute before my birthday: nice

It feels like everyone but 3 people died on this site

Never gonna give you up never g