Mastodawn

milo 🌸4d ago

dog with a blog

5d ago

Stomp stomp stomp stomp. Stomp stomp. Stomp stomp. Stomp stomp

milo 🌸4d ago

i don't like ageplayers, they're icky. they're yucky like broccoli. ewww. i see one of them and i go "nuh uh." if abdls don't get out of the fandom i'm gonna throw myself on the ground and start crying, loud. i'm going on a potty strike until they go bye-bye

milo 🌸Mar 22

"he's stinky because he has 100 feet that each smell a regular amount"

milo 🌸Mar 19

"i'm waiting to inherit my family's olive plantations in Mykonos"
"we're big oil money but not that kind of oil"
"it's not extra virgin, it's... gently fucked"

milo 🌸Mar 18

Nall

Mar 17

Quick-fire TFs:
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*sleepily rearranges your species-*
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Text TFme to 80085, followed by the creature of your choice-
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We're hundreds of crows! And you can too-
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You can't just write 'toon paint' on the bucket and expect it to
*sploosh-*
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We needed more otters!
"What for?"
... who doesn't need more otters?-
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There's lots of mustelids, right? And everything becomes a crab eventually, right? So why not both? In this paper-
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be a creature. it's easy and fun. <3
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#tf

milo 🌸Mar 15

"i've got cooler TF furs to hang out with. they're unfortunately also you, but."

milo 🌸Mar 1

"i stopped being baby mode because i thought it was reducing the range of my attacks"

milo 🌸Feb 25

El Cougarino Feb 25

If god was real (he isn't) and wanted me to not jork it (he doesn't) he wouldn't have given me a jorker (he did).

milo 🌸Feb 8

miette hyena Feb 8

red panda leading the bigger snow leopard along, on a leash with a bell collar

"lost a bet," they say, lying

milo 🌸Feb 5

Ninji Feb 4

[looking at a throuple] ok so which one of you is the mark phase, which one of you is the sweep phase, and which one of you is the uncollected garbage