Gareth

@gareth_hareth
26 Followers
28 Following
25 Posts
Forty-something, ginger, gay, ADHDer, northerner living in London
I'm forty something years old and still get anxious about making phone calls to people. Especially if I don't know them. And especially especially when it's to a garage about a car!

Imagine if every time you looked up anything in the Yellow Pages or encyclopedia, there was this big section at the top of the page called "Notes from Gary" where some guy named Gary who seems to know about 20% less than the average person just sorta gets to say whatever he wants about the subject, no matter how irrelevant it is.

This is what it's like to use Google now.

What type of world are living in where people are breaking into #sainsburys delivery vans to steal food? This is one of the richest countries on earth. People shouldn't need to steal food to be able to survive.
Does anyone know what unit washing machines measure time in? It certainly can't be hours and minutes.
Why does time never go slower than when waiting for the washing machine to unlock once it is finished its cycle?!
Let children read whatever they want and then talk about it with them. If parents and kids can talk together, we won't have as much censorship because we won't have as much fear. - Judy Blume
In bed watching #Saltburn - have no idea what it's about but keep seeing all the guys talk about it on SM so giving it a go
When the WIFi is down for ten minutes.
Honestly. I don't know how much more stress and pressure I can take at work.

9yo: What’s an album?

My wife provides a profound thoughtful explanation that would make any GenXer proud.

9yo: You mean a playlist?