Mastodawn

gamma_ray_magic Dec 4, 2024

Putin's net worth is one bayonet away from being as valuable as Gaddafi's net worth.

Putin's net worth is one bayonet away from being as valuable as Gaddafi's net worth. - Lemmy.World

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Muammar_Gaddafi [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Muammar_Gaddafi] Muammar Gaddafi Net Worth [https://www.forbes.com/sites/edwindurgy/2011/10/25/did-moammar-gadhafi-die-the-richest-man-in-the-world/] Putin’s net worth [https://theweek.com/vladimir-putin/956928/what-is-vladimir-putins-net-worth] Maybe when people talk about who the richest person in the world is they should include a fragility/stability factor. Billionaires in China and Russia don’t have all the freedom as ones in the U.S. and billionaire politicians are one successful insurrection from losing it all.

gamma_ray_magic Dec 4, 2024

Pivoting

https://lemmy.world/post/22759057

Pivoting - Lemmy.World

Lemmy

gamma_ray_magic Dec 4, 2024

It's bizarre for a company to say "Congratulations" to you when they offer you a job. You're giving up a portion of your life (not renewable) for the employer's money (renewable). Society is weird!

https://lemmy.world/post/22758738

It's bizarre for a company to say "Congratulations" to you when they offer you a job. You're giving up a portion of your life (not renewable) for the employer's money (renewable). Society is weird! - Lemmy.World

If you needed help moving and the help would require the entire weekend and you asked a friend for help and then you made them go through a lengthy process to be deemed worthy enough to help you and then you decided to let them help you and you told them “congratulations, you get to help me” that would not go over so well with the friend. Then extrapolate that scenario over years where you are constantly being told that they are helping you out and not the reverse. That you are the lucky one to have the job. Getting a job and helping someone to profit off your labor is not winning the lottery for you. What a farce we have created and accepted in our society.

gamma_ray_magic Dec 4, 2024

You create humans and promise them an eternal afterlife, but they wear out their welcome after 37 septillion years so you place them in a time loop where they repeat their lives forever.

https://lemmy.world/post/22758289

You create humans and promise them an eternal afterlife, but they wear out their welcome after 37 septillion years so you place them in a time loop where they repeat their lives forever. - Lemmy.World

1) create humans 2) promise them an eternal afterlife 3) grow tired of them but you never lie or go back on your word 4) while thinking of a loophole the word loop gets stuck in your head so you realize you can just put them all in a time loop where they live eternally but you don’t have to deal with them anymore

gamma_ray_magic Dec 3, 2024

The Riddle Of Steel

“What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?” - Thulsa Doom

The Riddle of Steel From Conan

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gamma_ray_magic Dec 3, 2024

Look at all the protein and calories bodybuilders have to consume to gain mass - so, how the hell does The Hulk get mass so instantaneously?

https://lemmy.world/post/22729015

Look at all the protein and calories bodybuilders have to consume to gain mass - so, how the hell does The Hulk get mass so instantaneously? - Lemmy.World

Lemmy