Does anyone even know if Associated Press even has and RSS feed? Like I know NPR's is kinda fuckety, but at least they *have* them. I can't find one for AP anywhere.
#RSS

I don’t need “ai” in my terminal, I’m perfectly capable of typing something that looks plausible but does something completely unexpected myself thanks

drying my penis under the hand dryer but the air shoots up my urethra and I inflate like a balloon

he's called garfield because he garfs down food