@babe maybe that's the Disney princess trick. Just have worms in your pockets.
My wife and I are in the middle of a slow but amicable divorce and it sucks. Everything is awkward and weird. I want to comfort my best friend but that only makes it hurt worse for her. And I don't have any way to talk about it except for my little used mastodon shit posting account.
I love this instance because I'll not log in for a few days, and then when I do it's like, "well I guess the topic of the day is duck ass. Very well then. "
I want to start a MISFITS cover band about lactose intolerance called MILKSHITS.
@doot One flew over the Lemons Dog's nest
@doot 8 Lemon Dogs in a duffle bag
@duckwhistle @annika @doot "Lemon Dog & Lemon Dog" is a spin off stand alone movie from the "The Lemon Dog and the Lemon Dog" series
@mimsical there is some crossover. Jorst.horse is most certainly a shit posting horny on main mastodon instance with a preferred Linux distro.