Mastodawn

fuktopuss Dec 17, 2024

My wife and I are in the middle of a slow but amicable divorce and it sucks. Everything is awkward and weird. I want to comfort my best friend but that only makes it hurt worse for her. And I don't have any way to talk about it except for my little used mastodon shit posting account.

fuktopuss Nov 28, 2023

I love this instance because I'll not log in for a few days, and then when I do it's like, "well I guess the topic of the day is duck ass. Very well then. "

fuktopuss Oct 12, 2023

I want to start a MISFITS cover band about lactose intolerance called MILKSHITS.

fuktopuss Jul 25, 2023

So google removed location based reminders.... For some reason. I discovered this this morning when I tried to use Google voice, and then when that failed I just tried to get it to send an email and it continued to fail at that to the point that I tossed my phone on my dashboard out of frustration........ And it bounced up and spiderwebbed my fucking windshield.

So now I get to spend $300 due to google killing of another useful feature and my own inability to control my temper.

Fuck.

fuktopuss Jan 31, 2023

you know, I like hentai/manga as much as the next weird internet guy, but fucking hell can we quit with the rape themes.

fuktopuss Jan 13, 2023