she's ridiculous (and i'm in love)

gm i'm once again here due to a twitter outage 😌

somehow she had grown into the world's biggest tiny dog over the last 10 weeks. i remain totally obsessed

hey mastodon. sorry i forgot you existed. i got this ridiculously sized dog. my depression is ✨ bad ✨. i've had spring rolls every day for breakfast for at least a week. work is good. writing this feels like a check in with my mum.

this little girl is coming home to me on Sunday. i am already so in love 🥰

that last toot was a lot of words for: pls recommend every good movie for me to watch

i had big family christmas plans that have now been ruined by the novel coronavirus and rn the only thing i have to look forward to is returning to work on the 4th, the two packets of choc ripple biscuits i'll be ✨ transforming ✨ into a choc ripple cake on xmas eve, and the subsequent stomach ache

i love everything about this absolute goblin