she's ridiculous (and i'm in love)

somehow she had grown into the world's biggest tiny dog over the last 10 weeks. i remain totally obsessed

hey mastodon. sorry i forgot you existed. i got this ridiculously sized dog. my depression is ✨ bad ✨. i've had spring rolls every day for breakfast for at least a week. work is good. writing this feels like a check in with my mum.

this little girl is coming home to me on Sunday. i am already so in love 🥰

i love everything about this absolute goblin

can you believe that throughout this trampling i actually felt obligated to apologise to him for being an uneven surface?

this lemon delicious is equal parts highlighter fluid and lemon juice

mastodon more like manxtodon am i right?

gm to these incredibly photogenic cinnamon donuts and to these donuts only

i live with the 🥹 emoji irl