frootware 🦀

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SOC analyst. I believe in making security more accessible through compassion and education.
 Malware gremlin with a penchant for chaos. Siri, play Run BTS.
Bloghttps://frootware.co.uk
Pronounsthey/them
self-OH: “I’m just an idiot but sometimes I say stupid shit and people laugh”

An #introduction I guess? I’m ass at writing these because I’m not particularly interesting.

I’m a SOC analyst and a part-time uni student, studying a BSc in IT & Computing with a focus on Networking and Communications Technology. I’m into DFIR and security education.

I previously ran a project on the bird site for the BTS fandom, ARMY, that offered tech and security education for free. I’d given career advice, helped people figure out their own academic pathways, assisted with malware infections, and helped to dispel FUD in various events that have happened in the three years I ran the project.

I’m a polyglot and currently learning Korean because I plan to emigrate there in the next decade. I trained as a jazz singer and as a chef at separate times in my life, and I really nerd out at how things come to be: doesn’t matter if it’s tech, recipes, words - I like origin stories and seeing how things are shaped by society and time.

I’m not a fan of long walks on the beach, especially in the current weather.

Dolls can have fully automated luxury gay space communism, as a treat
Foxes can have root access, as a treat
OH: "would you say that boosting your own toots, is 'tooting your own horn'?"
OH: "I have an uneven distribution of socks"

@GossiTheDog WHY MUST YOU HIT ME WITH JIN
IDOL JIN AT THAT

hello hi yes i miss him 😭😭😭

hello i forgot about masto again

i still love bts that has not changed that will never change

@http_error_418 or display the window showing the webpage in isolation, but if someone interacted it would obv wake the screen