ICYMI: Harrison Ruffin Tyler passed away last weekend at the age of 96. He was the last living grandchild of John Tyler, who was the 10th President and was born in... <checks notes> 1790.
All the years of being a Minnesota Stars/Loons season ticket holder paid off this weekend as I saw my team dominate Messi & Friends 4-1, including a Messi goal in the mix. Couldn’t have worked out better.
#COYL!
Happy Cinco de Quattro to all who celebrate!
Hand lettered lyric from Arrow
w00t, the new stickers are in!
My 5th grader goes to a charter school that has a strong social justice focus. Sometimes I kind of roll my eyes at the language they use, but this whole week they’re learning about the Black Panthers and that’s pretty BA.
Feel like I should watch this train wreck but I just cannot listen to this fucking asshole, like I physically cannot handle the sound of his stupid fucking voice

NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration had left a single set of wind chimes as the sole predictor of approaching hurricanes. “In the wake of hundreds of layoffs at the National Weather Service, […]
The OnionPlanning on skipping this summer tour, at least for now. Just not feeling it. Last 5 shows I’ve seen were mostly forgettable minus a few highlights, venue options for the shows I would be most likely to attend are questionable, and travel costs are getting unreasonable. Maybe fall tour, idk?
This is Frank. He was a cat who lived in the neighborhood. He didn’t have a permanent home but spent a lot of time at our house over the last five years. We fed him and had a heated cat house on our porch for him. We found out yesterday that he passed away in early January. Just the sweetest big ol’ cat you ever met. Fare thee well, big guy.