Amysomeone should go on joe rogan and pull a coin out of his ear, he’d go nuts
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10 years ago we had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash. Now we have to close our eyes while we're driving just to feel alive.
JosephScrimshawWRITING ADVICE:
If you’re scared of the blank page just puff your body up and make the page think you’re very large
If you’re scared of the blank page just puff your body up and make the page think you’re very large
I am ignoring all Ted Lasso on discourse on Twitter because all of my takes are mild. Namely I think the third season was fine, and the ending did more or less what it needed to do.
I am glad it’s done, though. This is more because of my thing about how most shows should be about 3-5 seasons.
Dave LartigueI asked an AI to create the other side of "The Scream" to see what the figure in the painting is screaming at and here are the results
Charlotte Ariel FinnSo I'm running into some financial difficulties at the moment. I do have a GoFundMe but if you want to give me money and get something in exchange, a horror story from me is available on itch.io!
https://bycharlottefinn.itch.io/zombie-virus
It's got a gorgeous cover by NJ Barna and it's about a man who wakes up in a hospital to discover that he has caught, and has recovered from, "the zombie virus."
He's relieved. At first.
Ben ZaninMe: I want a device that watches over me and the people I love while we sleep. It must be capable of such keen, decisive action that even absent actual flames it can rouse slumberers early enough to save their lives. It must last a decade and cost $30.
Smoke alarm manufacturer: we understand and accept the solemnity of this request, and we have built it.
Me: now I want something that will scream like a demon every time I boil water.
Smoke alarm manufacturer: you're not going to believe this
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 
"Welcome to our gander reveal party!"
"Don't you mean..."
"No."
Geese emerge from everywhere. There are no fireworks. Only geese. There are no balloons. Only chaos. There are no genders. Only honk.
Are You There, God? (cocks shotgun) It's Me (pulls trigger) Margaret (kicks in pearly gates)
one odd thing about the American southwest is all the plates of free birdseed just set out in the middle of the highway. little sign and everything. I've never seen that anywhere else.
I don’t want to improve my credit score, I want to live curiously beyond my means and die happy with many secrets