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Cybersecurity engineer here to learn and refine my craft, with a side of social commentary.
@oatmeal I think AI is a user interface paradigm shift more so than making computers smart or whatever. A natural language interface to computing tasks is a powerful thing. Much more so than having a little box that bullshits you.
@cmconseils Are you doing okay? This meme seems kind of bleak.
@cmconseils This started wonderfully and got better as I read it! Can I sleep next to Obama too?
TattieNot even that hot a hot take:
The reason many middle-aged white women turn TERF is that they've internalised the messaging from and about the disappointing cis men in their lives that said people really can't help being useless at emotional labour and around the house. That they can't help being sexually shallow, disrespectful to women, and sometimes violent. That men really are just useless half-humans that you can't expect real human connection and an adult sense of responsibility from.
Then they see #trans women just walking around being straight-up full human beings and performing womanhood without apparent effort, and it puts the lie to the biological argument. It implies that their male colleagues, their relatives, their peers, and in particular their husbands act the way they do because they choose to. They choose to be man-children because it suits them.
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𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"TRUMP: wtf where am I
SATAN: oh hey there buddy! you're in hell. you died. you died and now you're in hell
TRUMP: no no no I'm not supposed to be here
SATAN: oh no you're definitely supposed to be here. there's just one tiny problem.
TRUMP: problem? what problem?
SATAN: well you see hell is full. we have no place to put you.
TRUMP: awesome
SATAN: but don't worry, we're gonna fit you in. we just need to let someone go.
TRUMP: fuck
SATAN: but hey, I'm a nice guy. I'll make this fair on you. I'll let you choose who to set free and you can take their place. sound fair?
TRUMP: shit fuck no absolu—
SATAN: ha ha just kidding you don't get a choice. this is hell not epstein's island. now look over here, I have 3 doors. pick your torment.
SATAN: [opens door #1, revealing President George Bush repeatedly climbing an extra tall diving board and jumping off the top into a belly flop then getting out and doing it all over again]
TRUMP: nope can't do that.
SATAN: you sure? looks like fun. you love being by the water. and surely a man as "physically fit" as you would love exercise.
TRUMP: uhhh no. bone spurs. can't. it's a medical condition.
SATAN: okay. it's your funeral.
SATAN: [opens door #2, revealing President Ronald Reagan toiling away with a pickaxe breaking open rocks into tiny pebbles for eternity]
TRUMP: oh fuck no. can't do that one either.
SATAN: what's wrong? got bone spurs on your hands too? ha ha ha.
TRUMP: no it's just those those rocks look... uhhh... woke. yeah. woke and Marxist.
SATAN: fine fine have it your way. let's try door #3.
SATAN: [opens door #3, revealing President Bill Clinton lying down strapped to a bed while Monica Lewinsky deep throats him over and over.
SATAN: what about this one? idk man this looks pretty horrible.
TRUMP: oh I could get used to that.
SATAN: you sure? once you pick, you can't change your mind. I'd seriously reconsider the pool room or the rocks room if I was you.
TRUMP: fuck those. I definitely want this one. give me the blowjob room you stupid soyboy.
SATAN: alrighty then. remember, I said this was your choice. Monica, sweetie, you can go.
SATAN: oh hey there buddy! you're in hell. you died. you died and now you're in hell
TRUMP: no no no I'm not supposed to be here
SATAN: oh no you're definitely supposed to be here. there's just one tiny problem.
TRUMP: problem? what problem?
SATAN: well you see hell is full. we have no place to put you.
TRUMP: awesome
SATAN: but don't worry, we're gonna fit you in. we just need to let someone go.
TRUMP: fuck
SATAN: but hey, I'm a nice guy. I'll make this fair on you. I'll let you choose who to set free and you can take their place. sound fair?
TRUMP: shit fuck no absolu—
SATAN: ha ha just kidding you don't get a choice. this is hell not epstein's island. now look over here, I have 3 doors. pick your torment.
SATAN: [opens door #1, revealing President George Bush repeatedly climbing an extra tall diving board and jumping off the top into a belly flop then getting out and doing it all over again]
TRUMP: nope can't do that.
SATAN: you sure? looks like fun. you love being by the water. and surely a man as "physically fit" as you would love exercise.
TRUMP: uhhh no. bone spurs. can't. it's a medical condition.
SATAN: okay. it's your funeral.
SATAN: [opens door #2, revealing President Ronald Reagan toiling away with a pickaxe breaking open rocks into tiny pebbles for eternity]
TRUMP: oh fuck no. can't do that one either.
SATAN: what's wrong? got bone spurs on your hands too? ha ha ha.
TRUMP: no it's just those those rocks look... uhhh... woke. yeah. woke and Marxist.
SATAN: fine fine have it your way. let's try door #3.
SATAN: [opens door #3, revealing President Bill Clinton lying down strapped to a bed while Monica Lewinsky deep throats him over and over.
SATAN: what about this one? idk man this looks pretty horrible.
TRUMP: oh I could get used to that.
SATAN: you sure? once you pick, you can't change your mind. I'd seriously reconsider the pool room or the rocks room if I was you.
TRUMP: fuck those. I definitely want this one. give me the blowjob room you stupid soyboy.
SATAN: alrighty then. remember, I said this was your choice. Monica, sweetie, you can go.
Lady Laura 
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@cmconseils I don’t know if it’s normal, but it happens to me too. Empathy often hurts. Let’s stay alive though. 🤗