Really Carl, non-alcoholic mead?
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I was a big deal on Twitter back in 2006. Ask your mom. Sometimes a comedian. Often hiding from my family.
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Fuck around with an avocado and find out.
Jesus: I think mankind is ready to be saved.
God: Theyβre mixing Pepsi with milk down there now.
Jesus:
God: Theyβre mixing Pepsi with milk down there now.
Jesus:
Nice try but youβre not in a Sarah McLachlan commercial. #dogsofmastodon
When the edible kicks in. #dogsofmastodon
I used to wrap gifts at the mall when I was in college. I still got it.
Jack sees you posting old tweets here and is not impressed
Nobody can accuse me of not being inclusive.
Sometimes I eat moldy mustard for dinner and others I make homemade seafood ravioli.
#foodporn
#foodporn
Carrot cake is evil and this AI generated image proves it.