flexghost.

@flexghost
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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flexghost.56m ago

Happy Pander Month

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flexghost.23h ago
Winning.
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@friscolala Toobeeereeeeeee
Show threadflexghost.2d ago
@victorvonvortex Start liking fried chicken. Immediately.
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@someguy Baby don’t hurt me no more
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@SarcasmAlertMaybe Some bands people love but they sound like sandpaper to my ears. I want to like them. And eagles. And nirvana. And Led Zeppelin. But alas.
Show threadflexghost.2d ago
@victorvonvortex Commie.
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@SarcasmAlertMaybe Put some ice cream in it
Show threadflexghost.2d ago
@victorvonvortex The thumb looks like she’s eating fried chicken. I want fried chicken.
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@rlstone4dems جمعة مباركة